Paleolithic Era Gifts

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Interdisciplinary studies.

E=mc2.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'It's an extinction notice.'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"