Paleolithic Era Gifts

"Do we HAVE to be omnivores?"

At the Museum

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Ancient Racing

Interdisciplinary studies.

"And this is our media room."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'You and Rags working together make great dinosaur finders.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Evolution Exam Results.

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The discovery of asparagus.

Ideas Ahead of their Time