Paleolithic Enthusiast Gifts

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"Kill something low-fat."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

I'm With Stooped

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Veloci-Rapper

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Dinosaur Group Think

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.