Paleolithic Enthusiast Gifts

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"Kill something low-fat."

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Best before 65 million BC.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

When Dinosaurs ruled the Earth.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Veloci-Rapper

'Those were the days, eh Grandpa?'

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'We started the extension then the property market collapsed.'

"Really Mum? Natural selection gave us short arms to stop us from picking our noses?"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Dinosaur Group Think

'I just evolved the opposable thumb, and I've already got carpal-tunnel syndrome!'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

'Ã…w, gee whiz, Mom -- all the other kids have velociraptors!'

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'I love what you've not done with the place.'