Stone Age History Gifts

"Shash the turnip with a rock until pulpy and then heat in the nearest volcano."

"Yup, brakes are shot. Lemme check to see if I have any size ten in stock."

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

'How could you flunk stone shop?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

"Don't make me turn this woolly mammoth around!"

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

'After a hard day hunting, I relax by working my patch of green stuff.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."