Stone Age Era Gifts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The first car accident.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

"This is what I use for social media."

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'I was close to a breakthrough when the grant money ran out.'