Stone Age Era Gifts

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

The first car accident.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Oog is backing up all our files.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Too much club."

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

"This is what I use for social media."

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"Grog understand supply and demand."

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

'See? I've got a rock AND a stick! -- I've invented MULTITASKING!'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'This thing is dangerous! -- invent fire and burn it up!'