Stone Age Culture Gifts

"Too much club."

Before paper and scissors were invented...

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Ideas Ahead of their Time

Those Were The Days

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

Used wheels

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"I think your going to need a business plan."

'The hard part will be writing the tutorial.'

Oog is backing up all our files.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"Oog creates fire and all you can come up with is that silly round thing!"

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'Hey! -- what have you done with my invention?'

We apologise for the disruption to your evolution...

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

"This is what I use for social media."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Is the fire included?'

"I don't know. I'm something of a technophobe."