Paleolithic Food Lover Gifts

"The origin of the first joke... Waiter, there's a fly in my primordial soup."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'I made your favorite -- dinosaurkraut!'

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

Pizza Carried Off On A Stick Like A Wild Animal

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Paleo Camp

Paleo-to-go

'Why do they have to be ivory knitting needles?'

'The stems are better for you.'

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

"This age will be known as the era of massive weight gain."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

Judgeasaurus

"Oh, gross! It squished a trilobite!"

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

'This restuarant has really gone downhill. Remember when you used to get a Wet-Nap with your meal?'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"Wait! Is it gluten-free?"

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'He sure has a cold nose, doesn't he?'