Paleo History Buffs Gifts

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Steakosaurus

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Paleo-to-go

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'