Paleo History Buffs Pillows

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

The Steakosaurus

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Don't look now, but here comes some natural selection.'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'...and they were carnivorous.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"I kid you not, these "Mammals" do not lay eggs but give birth to live young: Now, that's weird evolution if you ask me..."

Paleo-to-go

"I'm leaning towards the health benefits of becoming a vegetarian."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'I call it 'Mammoth Hunting for Dummies'.'

"I try to eat right, but huge chunks of raw meat are all you can find these days."

What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions

'I don't know what it is but those tusks would make beautiful knife handles.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

'Don't worry! They're vegetarian!'

'You have to admit, we do have a strange reproduction strategy.'

'Pterodatyl? Everything tastes like Pterodatyl to you!'

"This paleo diet is a lot of work. Maybe we should eat grains."

'Are you SURE they're a good source of potassium?'

"That guy."