Painting Participant Gifts

'Someone call a doctor, Bob's had an art attack!'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"It's a mobile."

The Cremaster Cycle

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

Artists of the wild west.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"I could do that."

This one's mixed media--- I had jelly on my hands while finger-painting.

Hazards of mouse painting

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Cubism Model

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

A Friend in Need.

Artist Retrospective.

Tilted painting

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Alberto Giacometti.

I'm color blind, please help.

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

My dad's doing flowers for a huge sweet 16 party. Everyone's invited except me! Who cares? It's probably some loser who couldn't get anyone to come over without going over the top. Thanks, Em! You know what's important. Plus! We'll figure out whose party it is and crash it! You're my spiritual guide.

The Worst Date Ever

"You have a Picasso?"

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

'You never smile at me like that!'

Picasso's learning years.