Painting Participant Mugs

'Someone call a doctor, Bob's had an art attack!'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"It's a mobile."

Artists of the wild west.

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

The Cremaster Cycle

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Cubism Model

"I could do that."

Hazards of mouse painting

Artist Retrospective.

A Friend in Need.

Alberto Giacometti.

I'm color blind, please help.

Tilted painting

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

'You never smile at me like that!'

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

'She had a boob job halfway through the sitting!'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"

"You have a Picasso?"

Picasso's learning years.

Paint fight art!