Art Show Participation Gifts

"It's a mobile."

"Well....I could've done this!"

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

It's a call from Tate modern.

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'You're no Pollock.'

Instant art

"I could do that."

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

McCartney art exhibition: 'The only reason they gave him the show is because he's got a famous daughter'

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

Unfinished Masterpiece.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

"Who's the artist?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Elvis Presley buying a ticket to art show saying "One for the Monet"

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I suffer for my art..."

"I like it, it takes me back to my childhood."

'Oh, I think I know exactly what the artist is saying. He's saying; 'With a bit of luck, some idiot will buy this junk'!'