Art Show Participation Gifts

"It's a mobile."

"Well....I could've done this!"

It's a call from Tate modern.

Candle Portraits.

Painting taking root...

Picasso: The Early Years

Creation of Red Wine

The Cremaster Cycle

Art Gallery.

"So, Sandra, what can you tell us about your lovely mood board?"

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Private Viewing

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

'You're no Pollock.'

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

"I could do that."

Instant art

'I may not know much about art. But, I don't know what I like either.'

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'He hacked it off because the women in his weekly painting group never stopped gassing!'

"Who's the artist?"

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

His new 'Absence of Anything' reminds me strangely of his earlier blank 'Nothing to Say' canvasses."

'I call it 'No Admittance'.'

Tracey Emin - Private view.

"I like it. Just trying to imagine how it would look in my yoga studio."

"Your work holds up quite well, Ben."

"I'm expected to write a good review of this stuff... So here I go with some confusing art rhetoric."

"C'mon dude, these are not your people."

"I collect art. Or trash, depending on your point of view."