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Apple white paint results in pictures of apples.

"Young Frankenstein"

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bad fake tan day.

Like, Latte. So that's a vanilla almond with soy, extra foam, whipped cream, nutmeg, and caramel. Leave room for coffee?

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"Too bright."

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

They were mysteriously drawn together

"Could you keep still?"

Just call me Picasso!

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"I made the mistake of telling him that the world is his canvas."

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"He's an abstract artist."

Creative Baby.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

The Inexperienced Cook