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Paint. I can't decide between Blood of my Enemies and Candy Apple Red.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

"Everything you say (or don't say) matters. Choose your words and intentions carefully."

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"It took a lot of work to build this car..."

'Quick, press control Z!'

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

Hazards of mouse painting

Exhibition of Paint Colors.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Artist Retrospective.

Alberto Giacometti.

I'm color blind, please help.

Sleeping on the Job

'What are they worth? Well, it's difficult to put a price on such extraordinary works of art. How much you got?'

Ceiling Paint

"What's the difference between the butterscotch champagne mist and the tawny sunset beige? Probably something buried deep in your psyche."

'...and you can wash that pea-green crap off - I want Magnolia.'

The Worst Date Ever

Artist paints an artist.

'You never smile at me like that!'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Queuing for a Turner, Whistle, Monet exhibition in the rain - 'Atmospheric, isn't it?'

"You have a Picasso?"

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

Woman shops while man sets up noose. "Do I go with bright white, deep white...."

D.I.Y ladder

'I don't see how this roller thing helps. . .'

'How did the 'creative way of thinking' course go?'