Pain Management Optimist Gifts

'This won't hurt.'

That shows business confidence.

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I love your optimism."

"I've learned something in this trial. My firm needs to hire that prosecutor."

"We can give you enough medication to alleviate the pain, but not enough to make it fun."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"FYI that the novocaine will numb the pain caused by the drill but won’t help with the pain caused by the overhead adult contemporary music."

'Normally, I would appreciate your never-say-die-attitude...'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

a crash-test dummy is performing some affirmations before going to work

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

'I've got an appointment with Mr. Payne.' - 'He'll see you now.' - 'Okay, take a deep br-' - 'Gah!' - 'Great, now turn ov-' - 'Argh!' - 'And a final tw-' - 'Mummy!' - '*Sob*' - 'Okay, all done.' - 'Did you, by any chance...' - '...hear you crying...'

"What if we replace 'What if?' with 'Heck yeah'?"

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"I don't prescribe opioids, but feel free to grab a CBD-laced lollipop on your way out."

Slept on the plane and now in horrible pain?

Life gives you lemons

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'Shouldn't we be more positive and also have a plan in place in case things go right?'

"But....but....isn't that a puff of cloud I see approaching?"

'I'm bouncing with enthusiasm.'

"Any pain relief with the cannabis?"

"Spring and Summer weren't too great, but I plan on having a great Fall."

Blue Sky Thinking.

That's where we're different. I see the toilet bows half-full, and you see the toilet bowl half-empty.

Americans More Optimistic

Must you always be so negative?

"Of course, I would suggest a shot of novacaine."

'Once he stopped sticking me with needles, I felt great!'

'Well, at least a daily error rate of 97.8% is a kind of consistency.'