"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."
Pain Appreciation Society Gifts
Looking for a gift that embraces the humorous side of pain and resilience? Our collection for the Pain Appreciation Society features funny and clever items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who sees life's aches with a smile or wants to share a lighthearted message about enduring and overcoming setbacks. These creatively designed products bring a dash of wit to the reality of life's little injuries, making them ideal for friends, colleagues, or anyone who appreciates a humorous take on life's struggles.
"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."
'Fancy a swift half?'
"Delivery."
"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."
"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).
"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."
Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons
"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."
Wet Paint
'This is going to be a level three.'
"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."
A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus
"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."
"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"
Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.
"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"
The Generous Tipper Restaurant
'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'
Five Fundamental Forces
'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.
"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"
Lab. The sugar molecule is perfectly symmetrical. It's ambi-dextrose.
Fakir's driving seat.
Special offer!!! St. Valentines day!
"I swing both ways."
'This won't hurt, honest.'
"So Teddy's peaked too soon again" "Cut him some slack Chet, he's got a headache!"
Police complaints commission
"We take Carpal Tunnel Syndrome very seriously around here, young lady! You write checks for your treatment with that hand!"
Pain Appreciation Society Gifts Collection
Pain Appreciation Society Mugs
Discover our full range of Pain Appreciation Society mugs and bring a humorous note to your daily coffee or tea ritual.
Pain Appreciation Society Pillows
Check out our collection of Pain Appreciation Society pillows to add a touch of humor and comfort to your home or office.
Pain Appreciation Society Prints
Explore our Pain Appreciation Society prints and celebrate resilience with humorous wall art that makes a statement.
Pain Appreciation Society T-Shirts
Browse our collection of witty Pain Appreciation Society T-shirts and wear your resilience with pride and humor.