Pattern Appreciation Society Gifts

Wet Paint

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

King Madras

Pea green

'Fancy a swift half?'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Quilt fanatic

Inventor of Morse Code

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

A tessellation of running figures.

Tiger

"Delivery."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Stitch one, pearl one...

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Wallpaper Bouguet

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The wardrobe of the damned.