Pattern Appreciation Society Pillows

Wet Paint

The Art Student.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"I'm starting to think stripes."

High School Schedule

'I wanted a change in decor.'

Snapshots in Time

'Fashion Police Incident Area'

Pea green

King Madras

'Don't know much about art but I know what I like.'

'Fancy a swift half?'

Making it look easy.

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

"Delivery."

A tessellation of running figures.

'This caught my eye; Johann Sebastian needs new study curtains - and he does like a good pattern.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"

Inventor of Morse Code

Tiger

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Quilt fanatic

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

Normal Paisley - Deadly Strain is Introduced.

A graffiti artist is spray painting a graffiti artist, who appears to be spraying the next graffiti artist in an optical illusion.

Wallpaper Bouguet

"These are my true colors and I don't care who know it!"

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

Stitch one, pearl one...

"Love the exposed chessboard."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

The wardrobe of the damned.