Pain Appreciation Society Pillows

"Keep pouring. I'm a masochist."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Delivery."

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

"Say aaargh!" (Dentist presents his bill to a patient).

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

"Geez. He's bald. No teeth. And craps in diapers."

Wet Paint

'This is going to be a level three.'

"Mind your language, Peters - I'm a 'follicly-challenged' old bastard, if you please."

A man hugs a heart-shaped cactus

"I realized that she'd never overcome her shyness, so I had to let her go."

"Can Eddie come out and throw his goddam back out?"

Man singing 'I've lost that loving feeling' outside infertility clinic.

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

The Generous Tipper Restaurant

'I'm sorry, but this relationship is not going to wok out.'

Five Fundamental Forces

'He's got a dreadful cold - everytime he sneezes he covers the place in soot'.

"With 1 being the lowest, and 10 being the highest, could you rate the pain of your headache?"

Lab. The sugar molecule is perfectly symmetrical. It's ambi-dextrose.

Fakir's driving seat.

Special offer!!! St. Valentines day!

"I swing both ways."

'This won't hurt, honest.'

"So Teddy's peaked too soon again" "Cut him some slack Chet, he's got a headache!"

Police complaints commission

"We take Carpal Tunnel Syndrome very seriously around here, young lady! You write checks for your treatment with that hand!"