Art Appreciation Society Pillows

"Yes it's definitely no oil painting!"

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

Diner.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"It's a postmodern mosaic, almost lyrical in its undercurrent." "My five-year-old will be happy to hear that."

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

God putting the finishing touches to the Pug.

Modern Major General

"Let's face it. The only play you've ever liked is 'Stop the World - I Want to Get Off.'"

'Projectile painting.'

Misunderstood artist

Cat statues on entrance gate

Antlers: A Deer with Ants for Antlers.

Mikado

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

A Macaroni in 1772

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"How do I know this isn't a performance art piece?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Happy thoughts

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Creation of Red Wine

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Now this I get."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.