Package Gourmet Gifts

LAY ZEE FUK

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

The wonderful world of cheese.

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

"So this coffee shop if your 'hangout'?"

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

French wine

To do before Saturday...

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

"Keep your glasses on. It will look like twice as much."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Ten Dollars?! I can't eat that." Bob was on a strict low-cost diet.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

The Main Types of Cheese

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

Too much cilantro

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

His Her Cakes

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"