Ozzie Original T-Shirts

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Unnatural History Museum

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

'Hmmm...'

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

"My most recent position was under a house."

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.