Ozzie Original Gifts

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy and Toto

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Tin Man Visits New York

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Unnatural History Museum

'It's exploded! The wizard warned him to break it in gently.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"I understand your excitement, but I think you're overdoing it with the heart emojis."

"Let's shake them up and do our version of 'Blowin' in the Wind'."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the Antiques Roadshow

'Hmmm...'

'Quite frankly, Mr. Bayliss, you've got us baffled.'

"Ok, Monica, here's where it gets weird."

"And I want to ask the wizard for a loan."

Stalk of Newspaper Vendors

Dorothy and the others regretted helping the lion find bravery.

"You're the brains of the group. Here, you figure out the tip."

"My most recent position was under a house."

When worlds collide...

"Dorothy! Your room looks like a cyclone ran through it."

'Wow! That was fast, I only yelled 'Dinner' once!'