Ozzie Daydreamer Gifts

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

Desert Island BBQ

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

Pigeon Little

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Dog tricks. 'He's doing it right now. Dudley dreams in Technocolor!'

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

'Truth? I am just looking out the window...'

The dangerous world of the armchair thinker

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

"This place is nice, but what would we really do if we lived here? Lie around and be happy all the time?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.