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'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

Ellen Page

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

John Newman

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

' I don't think we're in Kansas any more ...'

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Will Smith's Oscar

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Margaret Rutherford.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

When the going gets tough the tough gets going...and the rest hide in the washroom and cry.

The Trumps

The Tin Ombudsman.

"When Irish eyes are smiling...sure...they steal your heart away."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Bob Dylan wins Nobel Prize for Literature

Roads Scholar

It had nil nil written all over it! - Oxford Utd FC v Cambridge Utd FC on University Challenge.

'Hmmm...'

Oscar Wilde.