Ozzy Osbourne Fan Pillows

'Oh sure, I'm proud of them. It's just that I they leave no room for my Ozzy Osbourne buttons.'

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

Dorothy and Toto

kangaroos hopping around in a vat of grapes to make wine for Australian wine company.

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

Dorothy and Toto use their special talents to rapidly ascend the corporate ladder.

'I decide reimbursement rates at the Healthcare Exchange of Oz!'

'Give me your bag Oscar - if you want to do the genius gag.'

John Newman

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

"I can't have the wart removed, I just got the Wicked Witch role in 'Wizard of Oz'."

Will Smith's Oscar

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

"The selfie of Dorian Gray"

Margaret Rutherford.

The Trumps

The caricature of Dorian Gray

The Tin Ombudsman.

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Urchins Cheer the Carriages Home

'Every time you eat lotus, an hour later you forget.'

Roads Scholar

Oscar Wilde.

'Hmmm...'

"Release the flying monkeys! I can't afford them anymore."