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"Whatever it is, we're up to our necks in it!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"We think it has something to do with your genome."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

Squirrel Tapping On Window Demanding Food.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

"Look at that ant farm! I love the ants' little overalls!

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Crabs, sharks, octopi...'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge