Originality T-Shirts

I've gotta be me! Everybody else was already taken.

Dog Walking Services

"I gotta be me!"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Advocado

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

Hay Rides $10

"Things are looking up!"

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

Ball Pool Peril

Disco Dancing

Bumper Limos

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"Relax, just watch out for his left hook."

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

'We're looking for new, original thinkers...people who can think 'outside the box'...'

Dumbed Down Culture

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

Freak Accident Specialist

The Great Chemical Novel.

The dawn of the...Iron Age.

Blind Cyclist

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

Waffles + Bunnies

Artist using a paint roller to make abstract paintings

'I've invented copyright.'