Uniqueness T-Shirts

"Hey Babe, you're different"

'You always get one!'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Tatooist tattooing onto mans bone via X ray machine

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

Blind Cyclist

"Everyone has beards now, so I've shaved mine off."

"I gotta be me!"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

"Things are looking up!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

Dare to be different.

Disco Dancing

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Francine, you're a rebel!"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

'We think a lot alike - and that threatens my uniqueness to this company.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Punk Angel

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Too Weird to Have a Husband

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

What do you mean you don't want a nose ring?

"Son, we didn't spend a fortune on your education so you can 'just be yourself.'"

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Conformity

"It's getting harder and harder to be different around here."

"Yeah, we're punkuins, so what! We don't have to live by your conformist ideology."