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I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

"It's o.k., come on out."

'Who gets the decaf?'

"All those years of diversity training, seminars and research papers to shred the idea of male superiority....When all we really needed...was for them to train like the Lionesses for 20 minutes."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"Welcome."

Same sex families - it's about love, not sex, after all...

HAPPY International Women's Day 2022

Innovate or die.

Ideas Man

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

Stop with racism in sport!

Black Crayon

'Your imagination was so powerful he became real. It happens to me all the time.'

"Now on view: Old paintings by dead white men through whenever…"

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"We always encourage freethinking, as long as it stays within established boundaries."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Knight of the sandcastle.

The Solution!

Equal opportunities inspector "I hear he got his job because he knew someone"

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"Notice how the table is round, so that everyone sitting at it is equal."

Acme Group: Glass Ceiling

'I like your ideas so much Farnsworth, that I've decided to take full credit for them.'