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"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Tracey Emin's Bed

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

Dumbed Down Culture

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Waffles + Bunnies

Imitate me, formerly 'Think'.

'I've invented copyright.'

Conformity

The Toilet Bike.

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

Copyright is always right

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

"She hated losing an argument so I'm glad we agreed to never go to bed mad."

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

Brain Theft

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

'Show-off!'

'All movie ideas have been done to death. Please go home and play some cards. The management.'

'Well, how do you like your new nose!' Reply: 'Can't go to the office party like that!! My colleague has exactly the same!!'

"I mean, I believe that you are odd. You certainly qualify for oddness. But that may not be enough. It's a very tough world out there."