Originality Proponents Pillows

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

What Does God Know?

The Brief collaboration Alfred Nobel And Thomas Edison

Tracey Emin's Bed

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

"Your experience is impressive and your qualifications excellent but I'm afraid you're let down by not being the same as everyone else."

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

Dumbed Down Culture

With the evening all to herself, Kate put on her 'UPS Drivers Gone Wild' video.

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

Waffles + Bunnies

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Imitate me, formerly 'Think'.

'I've invented copyright.'

Conformity

The Toilet Bike.

'That should discourage my imitators.'

"Philip Larkin wouldn't like you, either."

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

Copyright is always right

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

"She hated losing an argument so I'm glad we agreed to never go to bed mad."

Oh, sure, blame the match, it's always blame the match - Does it look like this was my idea?

"I have always wanted to be unique and at the same time not stand out in a crowd. I think I have succeeded."

'Why are the others always in the majority?'

Brain Theft

'Tush, tush...did you see that, Sport? Plastic corks!'

The Lamster: Half Lemming-Half Hamster

'Show-off!'

'It says here that it takes all kinds to make the world go round. Now that we're all clones, should we expect to see it stop rotating?'

'All movie ideas have been done to death. Please go home and play some cards. The management.'

'Well, how do you like your new nose!' Reply: 'Can't go to the office party like that!! My colleague has exactly the same!!'