Defender Of Originality Pillows

Copyright is always right

The Anti-Agent

"I gotta be me!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Social media and censorship...

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

Autocensure

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

Radomly selected poll respondent

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

Dumbed Down Culture

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

Waffles + Bunnies

'I've invented copyright.'

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

In yer face news

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

'Okay, maybe I told a lie — but it wasn't an out-and-out lie!'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."

Now we can finally control you!

'Man with 'Christian Voice' banner shouting, '**@!!*?**@**!!''

'Your content is protected by copyright laws and a complete lack of interest.'