Defender Of Originality Gifts

Copyright is always right

The Anti-Agent

"I gotta be me!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

What Does God Know?

Social media and censorship...

Elizabeth Warren is kicked out of the Senate for reading Coretta Scott King's letter about Jeff Sessions.

Autocensure

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

'ANOTHER fatwah?! Who have you been sharing your thoughts with this time?'

Radomly selected poll respondent

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

Dumbed Down Culture

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

Waffles + Bunnies

Mitch Decides to Take A 15 Minute Coffee Break To Voice His Opinion.

'I've invented copyright.'

In yer face news

You're right, judge: I don't have a legal leg to stand on. Obviously, I need to lie down in your chambers before I fall over. Why don't you look in on me in a few minutes?

An Elegant Defense. Huh? Nothing. Richly entertaining** Did your e-reader just say the book's name? **Wall Street Journal. No. Absolutely not. An Elegant Defense. It did it again. You stole my idea! Shh. Immune System Science. I'm suing!!!

"I realize Kyle was looking at your answers, but that doesn't mean you can sue him for theft of intellectual property."

EXPLAIN WHY YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THE LOCAL POETRY OFFICE.

Steve Bannon opens fire on a reporter.

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

Pierre-Auguste Renoir - Portrait of the Artist Rebuked by Jesse Helms

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"Make it count and you'll become number one."

"I defend to the death my husband's right to be a complete idiot on social media."

'Okay, maybe I told a lie — but it wasn't an out-and-out lie!'

Now we can finally control you!

'Man with 'Christian Voice' banner shouting, '**@!!*?**@**!!''

Dignity Is So First World

Google to Employees: Don't Be Evil to Us