Defender Of Creativity Gifts

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Could you keep still?"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Do not think outside the box!

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Keyboard player

Tracey Emin's Bed

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

Stone-age Patents

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'Never think outside the box.'

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

Dumbed Down Culture

"I admire your enthusiasm for—well, paint and, you know, canvas."

...Hector believed that the mariachi was still there to celebrate the great moments...