Defender Of Creativity Gifts

Cooption Costs

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Bright Idea

Thinking outside of the box

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Could you keep still?"

"OK team, we need innovative solutions and we need 'em fast!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Do not think outside the box!

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

'You could say this is how my husband and I support local arts.'

Stopping smoking at work had given Tim the energy to explore his creativity ... 'And I like to call this my dance of the fourth quarters 'profit and loss' account.'

'Great idea, Philpott. Wish you'd thought of it.'

An idea box in a shower

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

'Please excuse the mess. The interior decorators are in.'

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

'We made something greater than sliced bread, we built a better mousetrap...are we resting on our laurels?'

Now that I've written the book, could you put in a good word with the sales team's muse?

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

Keyboard player

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

Tracey Emin's Bed

'Actually, this is when I'm at my most creative, when I don't seem to be doing anything.'

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Tomorrow, we'll take on the tobacco industry."

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

Seated man whose head is an abstract sculpture.

A bunch of human artists are painting a skull which is sitting on a stool, while a nearby tree is painting the stool.

Stone-age Patents

'Never think outside the box.'

"Have some respect for my learning style."

'It wasn't so much armed robbery as my client converting the owner's assets from sole proprietorship to a mutual fund.'

Dumbed Down Culture

"On the downstairs freezer, you can view some of my earlier work."