Campaigner For Originality Pillows

The end is near of hopefully putting an end to this overused cliche.

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Save the unicorn.

'Hey! What's the big idea!?!'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

Tracey Emin's Bed

"Whoever said 'There's nothing new under the sun' first, was a hypocrite."

"Every year I lobby for a tax on penguins, seals and polar bears and every year NOTHING!"

Advertising Agency - "...Fooling some of the people all of the time is damn hard work."

"Wilson is our most original thinker - I want everyone to think like him."

Feelings towards radios #2 Picket signs with pictures of radios on them

The sword is mightier than the pen.

Dumbed Down Culture

Waffles + Bunnies

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Edward Colston

'I've invented copyright.'

Conformity

" I can't pay you, but your work will get plenty of exposure."

Heinrich Boll.

"Don't you...sometimes get the feeling...that for some reason...we're not like anyone else?"

I used to only get writer's block, but it has morphed into copyright block too.

'In view of the crap you talk, I'd suggest to take this, sir, before you get sued for environmental pollution.'

Door to Door Campaigning

Copyright is always right

"Thinking outside the box? You bet I am!"

"I think he's running as an independent."

"Well Alice, some may say I'm mad, but who are they to make such a claim? Being your own unique original self is a beautiful liberating thing! To live as someone else demands is to be a willing slave to tyrants."

If I own the artist, I own his art as well!

The society for the recognition of stupidity as a bona fide disability.

"The floor is lava, and without intervention the entire house will be lava by 2050."

"I wish he'd actually play with his toy hospital, rather than just making strike placards."

"Let's play David and Goliath. You'll be David and I'll be the ACLU."

'No more widening of M25.'