Owning Dogs Gifts

Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

Dog Walking Services

"It get it – you're hungry."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Love a Mutt

"Man's best friends."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

Cling-On Dog