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Cat laughing at dog having to go outside in the rain to go to the toilet.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

'I know you're really proud, dear. But, don't you think people might think you're bragging?'

"Foster failure"

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

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'That was fun!'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Thanks to her cat-cam, Cheryl was able to keep her furniture from being shredded while she was at work.

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

Cling-On Dog

Love a Mutt

"Man's best friends."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

"I throw this ball, you go get it and bring it back — everything else will fall into place."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."