Dog Owners T-Shirts

'My owner asked me a question and I did that cute, little 'Head Tilt' thing and...'

'It's called 'reality TV.''

'There's no way he painted this ceiling mural by himself.'

A little dash of lemon should do the trick!

A dog reads a newspaper

One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid

Dogs watching a Human Movie subtitled for them.

'Marm never lets me forget when it's liver night.'

'That reminds me. Marmaduke is due for a bath.'

'I can't remember where I've buried my bones: You haven't happened to have seen them, have you Mr Mole?'

'You say, 'his tentacles haven't come down'?'

'Seeker of enlightenment, it may be wise to reconsider your mantra.'

Dog sees venus fly trap catch a fly and copies it...

'I came, I saw a gallimaufry of food, and the rest is a blur until I landed here.'

#NoJunk

"How long until you and I are replaced by technology?"

"We're tryng to break the dog from begging at the table, but he made a reservation for three."

"Stupid squirrel! This happens every time we let the dog drive."

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

"He loves chasing cars but hasn't figured out what the brake lights mean."

Taking the Dog for a Walk

'My new bed has an orthopedic mattress, a built in water dish, and a privacy curtain, If only it was up on the people bed,,,it would be perfect,'

"We're in for the night."

Dog on leash: No, you go back.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Dog has a television screen for a head and a plug in tail.

"If dogs are supposed to be man's best friend, how come he doesn't have us listed with his other facebook friends?"

'Bone appetit!'

Flat Dog Society

"Hi, I'm Jamie Theakston and this is Dogs Might Fly."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

Dogs and Paper....a Complicated Relationship

"Do you, Daisy, promise to love, honor, and, in particular, obey Mr. Singer? To beg, sit, stay, heel, and roll over until death do you part?"

Playing Fetch.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."