Overworked Humor Gifts

"I want to apologise for calling this meeting on such short notice."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'Can you do more work then is humanly possible?'

"Yes, I saw the obituary. So, is that why you weren't in yesterday?"

'Don't worry about the company's pension plan. The way we work you, you'll be lucky to live that long!'

Work Slave

"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

What Do Doctors Dream About?

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

"All this namby pamby nonsense about stress...I've been stressed for YEARS and it's never done ME any harm... " "But you're only 25!"

"We're looking for a workaholic with another job that'll provide the pension and health benefits we don't provide."

Death Boss

Twisted Peel works overtime.

Phil, I'm just too depleted to function. I need to take the afternoon off and recharge my batteries.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Sounds like you've got a great vacation planned...with plenty of down-time for the conference calls I'm planning."

'Miss Barnes, cancel my appointments. If I start swimming now, I can be back in the office in a few weeks.'

'Are these billable hours?'

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"Don't think of it as being laid off, think of it as a cure for your workaholicism."

'You've become run down from working too much. Try sneezing on your boss.'

"If you work real hard and are willing to put in the hours, the sky's the limit."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

'Sorry to interrupt, but what's a coffee break?'

"I'm sure you do spend all your time here at the office, but could you please stop having your mail delivered here?"

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

Bureau of Missing Persons, "He works flextime and we have direct deposit, so it took me a few months to notice he was gone."

"Dunhomin"

"Oops! My mistake, that was your projected trial load for this year, not this month."

Working Vacation.

Thinking outside the box.

'You have appointments lined up right until you leave for vacation in 2008.'

"Endless Summer III"