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'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

They hated me.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

That party went well.

"Is all this confusion and complexity necessary?"

No Immediate Danger

"The overthinker"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

You have reached the end of your brain...

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Another helping of pretentiousness, anyone?"

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

The Thinker and The Reactor.

"Die alone"

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

Concern Chart

"The originator of the office birthday party."

"You're overthinking this."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Flowchart of an idea.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

Interview anxiety

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."