Overthinker At Parties Mugs

'I wish i could think of some way to get away form him.' 'I wish i could think of some way to get away form her.'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

They hated me.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

That party went well.

No Immediate Danger

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

"The overthinker"

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

A Hypochondriac's Worst Nightmare

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Thinking and thinking backwards.

"I think he said he wants to buy 'just the one'. You'd better fetch the manager"

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

You have reached the end of your brain...

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

"Of course it's not easy to read the body language of someone who's basically inert."

'You look like you have a lot on your mind, Jim!'

"You're overthinking this."

"Die alone"

Concern Chart

'I'm worried about not being worried...'

"The originator of the office birthday party."

'Let's hold off making a decision until we have even more information we don't really need.'

Flowchart of an idea.

Sometimes a Good Excuse to Get off the Telephone is Hard to Find

"The year may be over, but it'll be dragged back up on history tests for years to come."

"The Talmudic umpire It may have been a strike, since it cut the corner of the plate, and yet it was a trifle high, but not really that high, and yet it seemed to curve over the plate..."

"I'm not sure she really liked our gift. She used just two exclamation points after 'Thanks'."

Interview anxiety

"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

"The cat's sleeping." "She's so comfy." "If I move I'll wake her up." "The phone is ringing... They'll call back later." "I'm hungry... But it'll pass." "Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."