Overpreparer Pillows

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

Safe harbour

"You're too self-critical."

"Are you sure it'll float?"

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

'To be on the safe side, I always take the ambulance when I go on holiday.'

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

Immodiu, Ibruprofen, Clarityn, Sudofed, Paracetemol, Nurofen, Rennies, Diareze... - 'What are you doing?' - 'Packing for my holiday to Egypt.' - 'How ill are you planning on being, exactly?' - 'Ah, that reminds me... can I borrow a bucket from you for a

Fun with Underemployment

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

Emotional baggage reclaim.

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

Tonight's topic. Lifestyle: Being your best self. We don't actually have a "lifestyle" -- we just wing it.

I fly funny. I really do. That gut! Why can't I lay off the nuts? My voice is so annoying. Self-Mockingbird.

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.