Overpreparer Prints

'I'm wearing a bump cap and a hard hat. I like to be ready for any situation.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

I'm sorry Miss, but your artistic license has expired.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'It's not my fault that I've developed habits that cannot be sustained.'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'It's true that a college degree might render you overqualified for your present position, but it's a chance I'd take.'

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Okay, so we had a rainy spring. If we can't make these grapes into wine, maybe we can sell them as water balloons.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"Don't sweat the small stuff."

Safe harbour

"Ned is getting ready for the oceans to rise."

"You're too self-critical."

'I want to be ready when the sea level rises!'

"Dad, my doorknob broke...can you fix it?"

"I knew these old ashtrays would come in handy someday. We'll use them as tip trays!"

"I took your advice and went on a strict month-long diet, but I only lost 30 days."

'To be on the safe side, I always take the ambulance when I go on holiday.'

Two weighing machines, one speaks your weight and the other lies about it.

"I see you've brought some notes for your interview."

'I need five weekly lesson plan books. Not only do I tend to overplan, but I feel more comfortable with contingency plans.'

'I must say, it's very refreshing to work with a patient who's so open to the idea of change and personal transformation!'

Emotional baggage reclaim.

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

"I think I've got analysis paralysis."

This is Dr. Thompson - He'll be making you fit into your suit today.

'The economy can't be all that bad. That shop that sells guns and gold bullion has a line out the door.'