Overdue Fine Forgetter Gifts

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Forgotten anything?"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"I can't remember where we're going."

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Can't you read? Our shipment is late."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."