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'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"Forgotten anything?"

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"Don't tell me I forgot me toothbrush again."

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

'Oh flips! I've forgot me anvil again!'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."