Overdue Fine Avoider Gifts

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

"Alert security, the buck has failed to stop here and is loose in the building."

"Hey, mom! That 'F' I got in history...my creative writing teacher read it and gave me an 'A'."

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'I don't like to waste time. How long on average does it take a recruit to make general?'

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

"I see no new taxes, followed by some new taxes."

"I heard you are charging a monthly fee for using your debit card, and I'm here to complain!"

"They want us to work an extra two hours, so I'm either going to sneak out my office window or hide in the bathroom."

Escaped Fish

"I don't like all the responsibility that comes with my new pompousness."

Actually, I was looking for a tax haven.

"I've got this phobia about paying bills...."

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"How much do we owe them?"

'Most of your repressed memories involve not paying my fees.'

Duty Free Closed to Public

'My last book did not have a happy ending. I had to pay a fine.'

Travel Advisor: 'Our needs are simple - I want somewhere warm , and he wants anywhere tipping is prohibited!'

'The Democrats steal more books, but the Republicans have more overdue fines.'

'I didn't get the memo. I like not getting memos.'

Gerald is convinced that not paying any taxes is the best revenge

'This is my finest hour!'

"I've been called for jury duty. How can I get out of it?"

'I have a terrible fear of paying bills.'

Island Rent Due.