Paying Fine Gifts

Paking Ticket Price Hikes

It isn't widely known that Michelangelo was the first in a long line of cartoonists to buck the family tradition.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'

J. M. W. Turner

Masterpiece?

Unfinished Masterpiece.

Painter's Duel.

'Personally, I don't question these things. My snout period will simply end when it ends.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

'I do the work of three men...how about giving one of us a decent salary?'

Landscape Artists

How Art Works.

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

"... $3 million, I have $3 million. Can I get $4 million? Yes, $4 million ..."

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'

"Yeah, I know why you pulled me over. But, c'mon. I'm down to half a pack a day and I'm tryin' to quit."

An artist blows smoke that forms into a cloud which rains onto his canvas.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

Jackson Pollock's early paint-by-numbers period.

Book from the Library of Alexandria. Woman says: 'Have you seen how overdue this book is?'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

Copycat.

Official Support Groups

Pavement artist.

'Uh-oh. That's the 'special' whistle. ... This is going to be a major penalty.'

A visit to the marionette theatre in Milan.

'Dang. I cut my ear off and I have no idea where my styptic pencil is.'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Old Rope

Sculpting a Woman's Backside

The Infant Prodigy - Experiencing The Arts

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!

"It says this is Michelangelo's earliest known work. The title is simply 'Mom'."

'Sir has made the most discerning choice to wash it down with Drain Glug.'