Forgetful Kid Gifts

'You'll have to drive me to school, Mom -- I forgot the school bus password.'

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Aging Support Group

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"Harold! Don't forget to get the eggs!"

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

"Tom, did you forget to feed the pets tonight?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

'I don't remember ever having a good memory.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I'll help you find your glasses after I find my horn."

Amnesia Clinic: "Take one of these pills whenever you remember to."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Forgotten anything?"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"I totally forgot what I came up here for."

"I can't remember where we're going."

"What an awful morning. I left home without my phone."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'You've left your laptop at the office.' - 'Why didn't you tell me before I left?' - 'Great... an extra hour of pointlessness to round off my day...' - 'You've left your power supply at the office.' - 'Right.'

"Oh, that reminds me of this article I barely remember."

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."