Outdoor Wedding Warrior Gifts

"If I'd have known it was going to this hot today I would have covered that indoor wedding."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

A Good Batch.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Wildlife

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

'Not that net!'

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Surf Casting

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Marshmallows

Deer Season Open.