Outdoor Wedding Lover Gifts

"I always cry at weddings because I'm philosophically opposed to the institution of marriage."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

'Do you promise to love, honor and remain co-dependent until death do you part?'

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"She can walk the walk, but can she talk the talk?"

" ... and peace be with you, although not likely."

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Marco ..."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

Relaxing in the Sun

Man showing in the rain.

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Wedding disaster #27.

'Let's give it five more minutes. If they haven't eased up on the lasers by then, we'll have to postpone the game.'

A man rakes a tree

"They make an awfully big thing of cookouts."

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'The correct response, Tanya, is 'I do' not 'yeah, whatever'.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"You may now let me go try to get the sand out of my shoes and suit just in time for my next beach wedding."

Devil's Tower Park. Ernie, this nice ranger has offered to show us the basement gift shop.

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"When will somebody cut the grass?"

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

Wedding bouquet spring loaded shoes.